1. Can you safely say that you have seen just about every episode of The Simpsons?
2. Do you ever quote the show in real life?
3. Do you ever relate things from the show to real-life incidents? (e.g. "This reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons where..")
4. Do you know Homer's middle name?
5. Do you choose a Simpsons repeat over just about anything else on TV at the time?
6. Do you own any Simpsons t-shirts, posters, books, trading cards, etc.?
7. Do you get overly excited when your favorite celbrity has a guest appearance on The Simpsons?
8. Have you ever tried to do an impression of a Simpsons character?
9. Have you ever tried to write a script for a Simpsons episode?
10. Can you list at least eight jobs Homer has had?
11. Do you know what show The Simpsons got it's start on?
12. Have you ever watched a movie or TV show just because a Simpsons voice actor was in it?
13. Have you ever watched Futurama?
14. Were you disappointed when Phil Hartman died because there'd be no more Troy McClure?
15. Do you know how Snowball I died?
16. Do you say "d'oh" in real life?
17. Do you ever laugh like Nelson in real life?
18. Can you name everyone Selma has been married to?
19. Can you spell Apu's last name?
20. Can you sing the Mr. Plow song?
21. Do you know the name of Santa's Little Helper's girlfriend?
22. Have you ever seriously tried to figure out what state Springfield is in?
23. Do you look forward to seeing what the chalkboard line is?
24. Have you ever watched a show just because an actor/character in it made a guest appearance on The Simpsons? (for example: The Critic)
25. Can you name even the most obscure characters on the show?

Good going!